Story

Let's try this: a collective story

Each person writes one sentence, then must wait 2 following sentences to write another..

Ok, Ill start:

As Greenpeace team and officiers prepare too cast off and loosen all mooring lines onboard MV Esperanza,
Then the captain noticed.........

that large whaling vessel had rammed them on the side!

So he got angry and said "My baby!!! Whalers you will pay for that!
then...

He called Sea Shepherd to Help Him Ram Back sence he doesnt believe in Ramming

Im guessing the captain is me? "My Baby"?

Then the sea sheperd rammed the whaler ship at full speed ahead.
But suddenly a esperanza crew member came running on too the bridge and said....

They are throwing butter at us!

but then the captain remembered that last week he was on a LNG tanker(gas carrier), so he grabber an small tank of gas and threw on the whalers ship.
But....

The Japaneese threw Sushi at us

Sucked into the Esperanza Propeller

And a whale came and ate his body

Suddenly the whale puked his body out again and the captain got stuck on the rudder of the esperanza.

The Esperanzas wheel was spinning Uncontrolably so the captain got disy

But then the captain of the esperanza woke up and noticed it was all a bad dream..
so..

He drank Red Bull and Eat op roman

But he remembered there is a storm near there course.
So he went too the bridge too deploy the stabilazers.
Then..

MS Ocean Dream wrote:But he remembered there is a storm near there course.
So he went too the bridge too deploy the stabilazers.
Then..

The Poseidon Capsized right next to him

but then the captain yelled "Right full rudder and reverse starboard engine"!
Then..

but realized the he had a dream about a dream that he had a dream and he was on vacation on the Ocean Dream

Then the captain woke up and noticed the ship is rolling from left too right in 6 meter waves
so he...

Went to the Bridge and steered the boat to safty

But before he got hold of the wheel a bridge officier said "What are you doing here"??
so he..

slapped the bridge officer and said, "What are YOU doing here?"

Then the officer sayed im only a sailor, i dont know why!! *Cry Histariclly*

So he replies "Only a sailor?? Where is your badge then? "
The sailor suddenly jumped overboard and swims away.
untill......

He see's Jaws the Shark coming After him!

He screams like a little girl in fear of the shark.